Anybody else followed by a lovely lady today?

"Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator) 02/27/2017 at 17:55 • Filed to: None

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Apparently, around me there are many cuties who want sex! News to me...

Seriously, how do you report these spam accounts? Anybody? Bueller?

LongbowMkII > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 17:58

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I’m not just a piece of meat for you to ogle Katie May.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 18:03

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check here

PS9 > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 18:04

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I’d expect better from someone with Captain Slow’s blood in their veins. Poor James is going to be so...not mad. Just disappointed in her.

boredalways > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 18:06

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Yep.

And it did not make my Monday better.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 18:09

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Man, even the fake hot women don’t want to follow me ;)

Land_Yacht_225 > boredalways 02/27/2017 at 18:15

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Hey, you even got pure, unadulterated but very adulterous, butt!

For Sweden > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 18:18

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I’m sure they do

But with me?

No

Land_Yacht_225 > For Sweden 02/27/2017 at 18:38

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Story of my miserable life.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 18:38

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I got “JenniferBell”. Alleged mirror behind butt selfie, so rates about a 40% on the boredalways crotch-o-meter, with a 100% being “StaceyJones”.

DipodomysDeserti > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 18:49

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Yep. The one following me had 100% more ass tattoos.

McMike > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 18:51

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I collect them.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/started-following-you-1772442377

Urambo Tauro > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 18:51

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Shannonharris606 decided to follow me today, but the joke’s on her. CIA is one of her 3 followers!

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 19:01

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Sent screenshot of this morning’s follower ( https://kinja.com/heathergallegos578 ) to wife with note that “all the hot women want me.” Response was “to take out the garbage ‘cuz you forgot to do it this morning, dickhead.” So, um, yeah, I’ve got that going for me.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 19:15

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God why do these people always sound so fuckin creepy? “A lot of cuties want sex” is something I’d expect to hear from my pervy 60 year old uncle.

Racin'Jason001 > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 19:20

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The CIA is following all of them.

Thomas Donohue > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 19:21

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You mean Ashley isn’t really interested in me????

Turns out the pic is from a Russian escort site. 250 euro per hour, I guess they take the Euro in Russia now.

Your boy, BJR > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 19:23

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BorkBorkBjork > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 19:24

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I just got one like 5 seconds ago.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 19:28

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Indeed !

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 19:54

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I’ve had three follow me in the past two weeks alone, and I was wondering the exact same thing.

shop-teacher > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 20:02

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Yep

shop-teacher > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 02/27/2017 at 20:03

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Well, you are a dog.

fhrblig > Land_Yacht_225 02/27/2017 at 20:13

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Not today, but I have one.

https://kinja.com/roxannelewis173

pip bip - choose Corrour > Land_Yacht_225 02/28/2017 at 07:30

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sadly yes.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/28/2017 at 11:35

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Wives, like sisters, help keep a guy grounded on Earth haha

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Land_Yacht_225 02/28/2017 at 11:37

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So if you bite, do you get the actual young lady who followed you?